Erotic Massage Etiquette: A Gentleman’s Guide to Your First Visit

Every regular was once a first-timer standing outside an unmarked door wondering if he had the right address. This guide covers everything we wish every new guest knew — so you can skip the nerves and go straight to the good part.

Before you book

Decide roughly what you want. Browse the massage menu first. If nothing else, know your answer to two questions: how long, and with whom? The team page has genuine photos and honest profiles — choosing a masseuse in advance makes everything smoother.

Message, don’t overthink. A perfect booking message is three lines: the service, the time you would like, and the masseuse’s name if you have a preference. You will get a confirmation and the exact address. That is the entire process — no accounts, no deposits, no interrogation.

Arriving

• Be on time — not early. Appointments are staggered precisely so guests never meet. Arriving twenty minutes early defeats the design.
• Shower on arrival, always. Even if you showered at home. It is the single most appreciated courtesy in this industry, and fresh towels are waiting for you.
• Phone on silent, in your jacket. The next hour is yours; let it be.

During the session

Communicate at the start. Thirty seconds of honesty — what you love, what you don’t, anywhere you are carrying tension — turns a good session into a memorable one. After that, you can talk or be entirely silent; both are normal.

Respect the boundaries agreed. A professional masseuse leads the session with confidence precisely because the rules are clear. Guests who relax into that always have the better time.

Let go of performing. You are not there to impress anyone. The entire point of an erotic massage is that, for one hour, absolutely nothing is required of you.

Money, tips and departures

Payment is settled simply — cash or transfer, as agreed when booking. Tips are never expected but always appreciated when a masseuse has genuinely made your evening. And when the session ends, take your time: shower, dress, breathe. The city will still be there.

The one-line summary

Be clean, be punctual, be honest about what you want, and treat your masseuse like the professional she is. Do those four things and every door in London — including ours — opens warmly.